One Man's Take, by Taylor Berman

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Taylor Berman

02/20/15 10:06PM

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It's ridiculous that chefs call each other "Chef." You're not a doctor.

This has been "One Man's Take, by Taylor Berman," a recurring showcase of opinion writing. Previously: H olidays. Corn. Websites. New sports. The moon. True Detective. Fear. Perfume. Nuggets. Kanye West. Education.

[Illustration by Jim Cooke]

Benoit...Balls Taylor Berman 02/20/15 10:40PM

Do they give you a paycheck for these?

Taylor Berman Benoit...Balls 02/20/15 10:42PM

Yes.

Benoit...Balls Taylor Berman 02/20/15 10:50PM

Is Gawker hiring? I've got plenty of hot takes.

Example: Food delivery people deserve better tips than normal wait staff.

Voila.

Mobutu Sese Seko Taylor Berman 02/20/15 10:21PM

did you leave the stove on because i just got burned