One Man's Tale, by Taylor Berman

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Taylor Berman

03/31/15 02:07PM

Filed to: one man's tale

I was at a concert once and someone threw beer bottles into the crowd and I caught one. That's the closest I've ever come to winning something.

This has been "One Man's Tale, by Taylor Berman," a recurring showcase of autobiographical writing. Not to be confused with "One Man's Take, by Taylor Berman," a recurring showcase of opinion writing. Previously in One Man's Take: H olidays. Corn. Websites. New sports. The moon. True Detective. Fear. Perfume. Nuggets. Kanye West. Education. Chefs. Flip-flops.

Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

2Dollarz Taylor Berman 03/31/15 04:32PM

This has been "One Man's Tale, by Taylor Berman," a recurring showcase of autobiographical writing. Not to be confused with "One Man's Tail, by Taylor Berman," a very short story about the time Taylor actually got laid.

Taylor Berman 2Dollarz 03/31/15 04:34PM

Damn.

2Dollarz Taylor Berman 03/31/15 04:37PM

I was afraid it was too mean. But I hit publish anyway, so...

Lacey Donohue Taylor Berman 03/31/15 02:17PM

gorgeous.

Taylor Berman Lacey Donohue 03/31/15 02:19PM

Thank you.